Punya sot… this thing just happened a few minutes ago, ngam lagi time sia reply comments ni…jadi sia pun terus write an entry la kunun.
I was seating at my desk, minding my own business when suddenly a group of colleagues (semua ladies aa), 3 of them called me.
“Armstrong, sini kejap. Ada mau tanya ni.”
So I just go la kan. Thought it was a serious matter but I already suspected something fishy while I was walking there because they had this… this smile. Nda tau la smile macamna tu. Smile yang miang ni.
Then one of them asked, “Panjang ka pendek?”
I was stunned. Nda tejawab ni. Well, I just said, “Apa??”
They said, “Tiada… saja mau tau bulu panjang ka pendek.” And laughed like there’s no tomorrow.
What the EFF. Nda sia sangka tiba-tiba kena tanya soalan gitu. Mo juga sia baling recycle paper sana muka diorang oo. Baling banyak-banyak sampai kena papercut. Hahaa kejam o sia. Im not that kejam.
Damn. I just experienced my very first sexual harassment at work.
Maybe some of you might think that I’ve overacting but the thing is, I’m not even close to them and they’re not male… hahaa.
Now if one of my buddies asked me, this is how our conversation would be like:
Si kawan: Arms!
Si Arms: Apa ko mo…
Si kawan: Panjang ka pindik?
Si Arms: Mesti la panjang. Ko pikir.
Si kawan: Tipu la ko. Pindik tu kan.
Si Arms: Ko punya la pindik.
Si kawan: Ai, ba challenge ba kita.
Si Arms: Ba mari.
Then we would proceed to the men’s room and unzip our……… wuahahaa. I guess I better stop right here. Because I can feel that you are smiling abnormally suda… yang senyuman jarang ni. Yang kalo your parents or spouse masuk bilik then they saw your smile, they would think that either you are looking at porn or you’ve gone gaga… that kind of smile. So, stop it.
Hahaa.. sia rasa sia yang sot suda ni because it is 16:35:18 and we don’t have any overtime in production so I can go back early. Yay.
So, what’s the moral of the story. Moral dia nda ada. I just want to post something today. Hehee.
And happy Wednesday yo!