Fifty Shades of Grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James. Set largely in Seattle, it is the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, sadism/masochism (BDSM).
No, no… I didn’t read the book… yet. LOL. No, I don’t think I will. If I wanted to, I’d probably just wait for the movie version of it. Hehee.
For those who haven’t heard about it, which I assume most of the ladies have already known. Wakaka… it’s a naughty novel. Like really, really naughty. And from what I read on the web, it’s a bestselling e-book.
Now, being the curious Armstrong that I am (LOL), I went online just to take a glimpse of what the book is about. Pretty interesting actually and here are some of it:
(Warning: If you haven’t reach 18 yet, stop reading. If you’re 18, you need to wait a few years till you get to 21. And when you’re 21 already, the movie had probably came out. Hahaa)
But she can’t resist the dominant (really, she just wants him to pull her hair)
“His arms are wrapped around me, and he’s pulling me to him, hard, fast, gripping my ponytail to tilt my head up, kissing me like his life depends on it … He drags the hair tie painfully out of my hair, but I don’t care. He needs me, for whatever reason, at this point in time, and I have never felt so desired and coveted.”
Anastasia’s ‘Inner Goddess’ grapples with spanking
“We lie there, panting together, waiting for our breathing to slow. He gently strokes my hair … Boy … I Survived. That wasn’t so bad. I’m more stoic than I thought. My inner goddess is prostrate … well, at least she’s quiet.”
When he’s not spanking/flogging, Christian’s quite sweet
“He sighs, slides in beside me, and pulls me into his arms. Careful not to touch my stinging behind, we are spooning again. He kisses me softly beside my ear.”
Wait, all this ‘Dominant and Submissive’ stuff is really confusing Anastasia’s Inner Goddess
“You beguile me, Christian. Completely overwhelm me. I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun.”
Anastasia and Christian’s hot elevator makeout session
“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”
That’s it. The rest are just too… nasty for this blog. Hahaa. But what do you think? Too nasty for a novel? Or are novels supposed to be that way? Whatever it is, I’m really looking forward to the movie.
By the way, here’s something funny.
This picture has nothing to do with the book. But you’d get it when I tell you that her name is Sasha Grey. My favourite actress of all time. Jaz kidin. Or am I? Wuakakaa.
If any of you read the book, do tell how was it. Ya right, like you’ll admit that you read such a book. Hahaa.
Happy Tuesday, everyone! And be good… don’t be naughty ya.