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Woi! Siapa tu?!

This happened when I was in form 4, I think. Someone in class played with ‘getah’ and the person who got hit by it was really pissed off. Seriously.
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Sometimes we tease that buddy even till now. We would just laugh at it. How exciting was school before. I miss it.

Pig Wrestling

Have you ever been so angry…
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… that you tackled a pig?

Piggy: What you guys doin?!
Guys: Bring him down!
Piggy: Stahp!

Hahaa. This is one of those stupid but also cool pictures on the internet.

And you know the tackle is hard because even the tongue came out as a result on the impact. Wakakaa.

 

Happy Friday, everyone!

Punya pedas

My long time good buddies and I have this secret WhatApps group (not a secret anymore. LOL.) where I can keep in touch with them. You know la, far away from home. And I think this is the only form of communication in which I can talk in my slang. Kinda mad can’t talk like I always did when I was back in Sabah because the people here don’t understand what I’m saying and tend to make fun of the way I talk. The only way to counter their tease is to speak in English, then they would shut the pokemon up. Wuahahaa.

Actually, I just wanna share something that my friend sent to me. We wanted to add another friend to the group but I don’t think he has a smart phone… yet. So, I just asked la:

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And then one of them sent me this print screen picture and added something.

I don’t mean to offend even the slightest bit at all la hahaa. But the sentence sounds like it, right. Nevermind, yang penting, sia innocent.

 

Happy Friday, everyone! Keep smiling. But don’t smile too much or people will stare at you. LOL.

 

P.S I miss my buddies very much.

Hitler and the Janji Ditepati song

I usually evade talking about stuff regarding politics when writing my blog so even though there are a lot of controversies regarding our National Day logo and song this year, I won’t mention them. I think most of you are already aware of the issues.

I just wanna share a really hilarious clip of Hitler getting mad when a lot of people don’t like the Janji Ditepati song.

I nearly burst with laughter when he mentions about Doraemon.

Happy Wednesday, people! And don’t forget to keep smiling… because it’s already the middle of the weekdays and on Friday it’s a double joy! Because it is a Friiidaaayy and it’s a holiiiddaaaayyy!

“Dia kata lagu Doraemon pun 10 kali lagi sedap dari lagu Janji Ditepati yang langsung tak masuk akal.”

Surat cinta time budak-budak

Okay, my previous post was not a ‘surat cinta’ but eventually you’ll find out. Hehee.

But this one is the real love letter. Not mine la. But a kid who’s a playboy or according to him, Pelay Boy.

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Now if someone wrote a love letter to my girl, sure I would be pissed off… especially if that someone knows that she’s mine. Wakakaa.

But if that guy wrote a letter like this, I’d probably just laugh at it. But I don’t think Kajuk find this letter hilarious though.

And I don’t think Hendrykus knows the definition of ‘duda’. Or I’m the one who don’t know what it means? LOL.

Pimp My Horse

Most of us know what Pimp My Ride is…

But how many of you ever heard of Pimp My Horse?

Sexual Harassment

Punya sot… this thing just happened a few minutes ago, ngam lagi time sia reply comments ni…jadi sia pun terus write an entry la kunun.

I was seating at my desk, minding my own business when suddenly a group of colleagues (semua ladies aa), 3 of them called me.

“Armstrong, sini kejap. Ada mau tanya ni.”

So I just go la kan. Thought it was a serious matter but I already suspected something fishy while I was walking there because they had this… this smile. Nda tau la smile macamna tu. Smile yang miang ni.

Then one of them asked, “Panjang ka pendek?”

I was stunned. Nda tejawab ni. Well, I just said, “Apa??”

They said, “Tiada… saja mau tau bulu panjang ka pendek.” And laughed like there’s no tomorrow.

What the EFF. Nda sia sangka tiba-tiba kena tanya soalan gitu. Mo juga sia baling recycle paper sana muka diorang oo. Baling banyak-banyak sampai kena papercut. Hahaa kejam o sia. Im not that kejam.

Damn. I just experienced my very first sexual harassment at work.

 

Maybe some of you might think that I’ve overacting but the thing is, I’m not even close to them and they’re not male… hahaa.

Now if one of my buddies asked me, this is how our conversation would be like:

Si kawan: Arms!
Si Arms: Apa ko mo…
Si kawan: Panjang ka pindik?
Si Arms: Mesti la panjang. Ko pikir.
Si kawan: Tipu la ko. Pindik tu kan.
Si Arms: Ko punya la pindik.
Si kawan: Ai, ba challenge ba kita.
Si Arms: Ba mari.

Then we would proceed to the men’s room and unzip our……… wuahahaa. I guess I better stop right here. Because I can feel that you are smiling abnormally suda… yang senyuman jarang ni. Yang kalo your parents or spouse masuk bilik then they saw your smile, they would think that either you are looking at porn or you’ve gone gaga… that kind of smile. So, stop it.

Hahaa.. sia rasa sia yang sot suda ni because it is 16:35:18 and we don’t have any overtime in production so I can go back early. Yay.

So, what’s the moral of the story. Moral dia nda ada. I just want to post something today. Hehee.

And happy Wednesday yo!

Migraine

When I was a little kid, my grandpa always complained of having migraine whenever there are problems in the house… no matter how little it is, whenever there is a slight argument or puny problem, he would say, “Aiya, migrain oo..” Then we would laugh together… because it’s like even a small matter can make a person headache or something. And I have never imagined myself having migraine, not ever! Nor having high blood pressure. LOL. Why am I laughing, this is a serious matter… arrgh.

So, it’s official. I had migraine a few days ago and the doctor checked my blood pressure and it’s still 140. Damn.

When I first learned that I had high blood pressure, I was like, “Finally, I’m a man.” Just kidding. But you know what I mean. Because before this, the only sickness I had was my skill to exaggerate my own fake sickness so I would have an excuse for my brain to decide that I had to skip classes… or even lectures. Hahaa.

Now I’m like, “Please dear The One Above, I don’t want to eat pills everyday for the rest of my life. I’m too young for that.

Hmm… I said that I felt like a man because previously I don’t have any allergies or whatever (except for flu but I’m way past that already muahahaa) and I don’t remember how many times I got the flu. Not because I had so many of them, but because I only experienced a few. And I remember that whenever I get the flu, my mood would swing there and there.  And if there was anyone who dared to bother me, I would give the “I’m gonna bite your face if you don’t get far away from me.” Okay, that’s a poor example of an angry face because someone really did that to another person. There are also other zombie-like incidents happening around. The world is getting crazy… or crazier. Advertisement skijap.

As I mentioned, I went to the doctor’s.
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LOL. I should erase the doc’s name or she would be pissed off after reading this entry.

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The amount of medicine she gave me was just ridiculous. I dunno la, maybe it is right. Maybe I do need these 4 different type of ubat to cure me. But right now, I feel that she gave me too much.

It’s also funny how all of the sickness mentioned is different but we always thought they were the same. At least I did. Hahaa.

 

Talking about this, what is migraine actually?

A migraine is a severe, painful headache that is often preceded or accompanied by sensory warning signs such as flashes of light, blind spots, tingling in the arms and legs, nausea, vomiting, and increased sensitivity to light and sound. The excruciating pain that migraines bring can last for hours or even days.

I sincerely hope that the absence of all those symptoms apart from headache will continue until I fully recover. Damn.

And how do people get migraines?

1) Allergies and allergic reactions

2)Bright lights, loud noises, and certain odors or perfumes

3) Physical or emotional stress

4) Changes in sleep patterns or irregular sleep

5) Smoking or exposure to smoke

6) Skipping meals or fasting

7) Alcohol

8) Menstrual cycle fluctuations, birth control pills, hormone fluctuations during menopause onset

9) Tension headaches

10) Foods containing tyramine (red wine, aged cheese, smoked fish, chicken livers, figs, and some beans), monosodium glutamate (MSG), or nitrates (like bacon, hot dogs, and salami)

11) Other foods such as chocolate, nuts, peanut butter, avocado, banana, citrus, onions, dairy products, and fermented or pickled foods.

Mine is probably mainly because of mind stress, annoying sheeps that I try to count at night, and often hearing Transformers transforming inside my tummy (I know I said about the transformers thing a lot but I don’t care because the sound is just too funny to be associated with the hungry sound hahaa).

 

Maybe I sound like this isn’t a serious matter but believe me, I know it is. I’m just trying to make myself calm.

Eniweiz… so how do we counter or treat migraines?

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Wait a minute……

 

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………………..

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Wakakaaka.

So, I guess I’ll have less migraine in the future.

But have to wait for a few years though.

 

And I’m gonna make sure I have no migraine… at all… if you know what I mean. Wakakaa again.

 

I’m feeling much better now. So long didn’t post anything. Will reply all the comments and visit you all back this week yo. In the meantime…

Happy Thursday, everyone!

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This might be the reason why I like Loki. LOL.

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